bsky.app's own app.bsky.graph.verification repo lists
every account it has ever blue-checked. This downloads all of it,
cross-references it against every real post anywhere matching
"poaster's madness," and charts how long before each account's
check it last posted the phrase. Drop a handle below to predict
when yours lands.
starting up...
Not verified yet? Drop your handle — if you've posted "poaster's madness" before, this projects a date from the median gap above. Already verified? It'll just tell you how the theory did on you.